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Malien Psychology

04/07/2012 13:07
Malien Psychology   The basic problem of men on the planet Earth has been how to keep women unaware of the fact that men are parasitical aliens that have enslaved her `host womb`  because they`re afraid that she`d become aware that she`s a species of her own with her own penis. Even in...

New Yorker-Plunk

03/07/2012 10:51
9/11 was The New Yorker-Plunk, because the Twin Towers were constructed from a basic cost-cutting materialist viewpoint that perceives that it`s not what you put in, it`s what you leave out of the building, that makes it economic to build it. Similarly, if women are a species with her own penis,...

Paris Hilton`s Clothes Horse

03/07/2012 07:22
Paris Hilton`s Clothes Horse   On 9/11 New York was the `City of the Planes`, whereas Sodom and Gomorrah were the `Cities of the Plains` that God destroyed in the Bible because they practiced homosexuality and sadism. The destruction of the Twin Towers by disguised civilian aircraft resembles...

My Baby Jesus

02/07/2012 13:42
My Baby Jesus   Infantilism is the perception, on the part of others, that there are things that you can`t do but they can, which produces individuals that aren`t able to do those things that they want to do, and that are desirable for them in terms of their personal growth, but they`ve been...

The Genie of the Bush

01/07/2012 12:37
The Genie of the Bush    According to the Koran, God created the djinn or genies from flame that does not burn, which is very different from the perdition promised the evil by God and is eternal unendurable pain described as `fire that burns but does not...

If You Seek Amyjism

30/06/2012 18:16
If You Seek Amyjism Whirl up, sea— Whirl your pointed pines, Splash your great pines On our rocks, Hurl your green over us— Cover us with your pools of fir.   The `heart of the ocean` in Imagist poetry is the `objective correlative`, according to T. S. Eliot, and relates to Plato`s mimesis and...

Defamy

29/06/2012 01:03
Defamy   Britney Spears` single If You Seek Amy is interpreted as F*U*C*K Amy, which may be `well def` in some quarters, but that`d be `defamy`. Understanding requires thought, and I don`t want to be deaf Amy. It`s an `old wives` tale that `wanking makes you deaf`, which is important if you...

From IRA Q 8 Ball

28/06/2012 16:01
From IRA Q 8 Ball   The British struggle with terrorism in Northern Ireland was against the Irish Republican Army, or IRA. The parallels with the struggle against IRAQ are almost ludicrously plain. Especially if we add Kuwait to the equation. Then we have the IRA, IRAQ and IRAQ 8, which...

Tonsil Hockey and the Great Seal

28/06/2012 07:10
Tonsil Hockey and the Great Seal   The eyes are the ` windows of the soul`, and `tonsil hockey` is slang for kissing. Hockey, of course, can be played on ice, and Eskimos use a hole in the ice to fish.  The joke in `tonsil hockey` is that, beneath the eyes, is the hole where it`s...

Look At My Butt

27/06/2012 13:48
Look At My Butt     In Alaska the Eskimos cut a hole beneath the ice to fish. The joke is that, beneath the eyes is the hole where `tonsil hockey` takes place, as a euphemism for `French kissing`. Slang for the penis in fellatio is `tonsil hammer`, so in fellatio `introducing oneself` by...
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